Smashing Sports Day

Hi again, It's Dapo here and I am back with my second blog. Well in my opinion I can't wait for Sports Day because I know it's going to be an exhilarating day although there are a tiny number of people who disaggree with me because they think it's so tiring but I just think they are lazy bones. I think I am going to win all the events I am in, just joking, I am just going to do my best and I hope you do too, and in the spirit of the aforementioned Sports Day I am going to tell you some sports jokes
1) How do athletes stay cool during races
Stand near the fans

2) Why is it so windy during sporing events
Because of all the fans

3) If an athlete gets an athlete's foot what does did the angel get
Mistletoe

4) What do runners do when they forget something
They jog their memory

5) Why couldn't the athlete listen to music
Because he broke the recored

And ebidibiebidiebidibi that's all folks.